5 months ago / 162111 notes / reblog
Slightly uncomfortable dump

ayusaurus:

catchymemes:

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OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

Aug 6, 2018 / 578216 notes / reblog
Jun 6, 2018 / 18003 notes / reblog

neurodivergent-crow:

androidboy:

androidboy:

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

9 months ago / 183385 notes / reblog

captamerican:

ofwintersoldiersandhawkeyes:

captamerican:

my least favorite vowel is o

mine is u

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Mar 22, 2018 / 1278051 notes / reblog

michaelangelooooo:

Your child’s mental health is more important than their grades

this!!!!!!!!

michaelangelooooo:

Your child’s mental health is more important than their grades

thingyofshugazoom:

fun-ta-mental:

the1movement:

eronthebender:

muva-taught-me:

grim-reaping:

bolon-tiku:

blank-ocean:

kushandwizdom:

bitterbrownbruja:

slightlycoolemma:

blackandmildwithgod:

murder-she-wont:

blackandmildwithgod:

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see
When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

Yup! This is so real!

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

Adam was a fuck boy?

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Originally posted by yungdunc09

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.

👀👀

All men are fuckboys

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

FUCK

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Originally posted by gifs-from-the-seaside-ca

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

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bogbitchh:

justjames:

You like my blog?? I bet you can’t even name 3 of my deep-rooted personal issues

new ask meme. Guess 3 of my deep-rooted personal issues

10 months ago / 70516 notes / reblog